flashexchanges | Osmosis Exchange: Pinch Hit #1

There is one Pinch Hit for the Osmosis Exchange. This is not your typical Pinch Hit! For this exchange, it is imperative that you have not consumed the canon for the request you select (for further details, see here). Please note that freeforms are just prompts/suggestions and not binding; matching is only by fandom.

CLAIMED
this show is called "ebichu the housekeeping hamster" and that is most of what you need to know by ba_lailah
Oruchuban Ebichu

Accidental Baby Acquisition, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Character Discovers Superpower They Never Knew They Had In The Most Awkward Way Possible, Character Replaced by Tentacle Monster (and Everyone Notices), Character Replaced by Tentacle Monster (and No One Notices), Character Writes Advice Column Despite Being Ludicrously Unqualified To Dispense Advice, Annoying Pets Saving The Day, Characters are contestants in the Great British Bake Off, crack or porn or porny crack; i'm not picky, Doing something nice for someone you're definitely not in love with, Eating their young, Modern AU: All the nonhumans are human and all the humans are housepets, Nonconsensual Relationship Counseling Reveals Character's Most Dangerous Secret, Secret Identity Fail, Sex Pollen. your best estimation of what the canon is about, Any Character, Any Relationship
Optional Tags: Teen And Up Audiences, Mature, Explicit, Canon-Typical Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

going boldly forward 'cause we can't find reverse by ba_lailah
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, Character is secretly an android or robot, Character Is Secretly An Agent Of The Alien Federation, Character makes a clone of himself but the clone is cooler than he is, Competence Porn, Everyone Wakes Up With Amnesia On A Spaceship, Maybe there are elves, A relationship you think is secret but literally everyone knows about, Sparring leads to fucking, Sufficiently Advanced Alien Is Indistinguishable From A Cat, Sufficiently Advanced Energy Creatures Are Indistinguishable From Ghosts, Truth Pollen Reveals Character's Most Dangerous Secret, your interpretation of that one moment from canon you keep seeing in gifsets without any context, Any Character
Optional Tags: Enthusiastic Consent, Explicit, General Audiences, Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, Teen And Up Audiences

through the wardrobe by ba_lailah
Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis

Characters are contestants in the Great British Bake Off, Using your supernatural powers for sex, Magical Objects Think This Relationship Is A Great Idea, Character Replaced by Tentacle Monster (and No One Notices), Character Replaced by Tentacle Monster (and Everyone Notices), Tentacle Monsters, Sex Pollen, Sibling Incest, Sparring leads to fucking, Any Character, Any Relationship
Optional Tags: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Enthusiastic Consent, Explicit, General Audiences, Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, Teen And Up Audiences, Underage

everyone is a supervillain and their superpower is wealth by ba_lailah
Succession (TV 2018)

Therapist Stages Intervention; Characters Have To Actually Talk To Each Other, Incest Threesomes, Sibling Incest, characters struggle to perform basic home maintenance tasks, Characters are contestants in the Great British Bake Off, Character Had A Plant; It Did Not Survive, Character Replaced by Tentacle Monster (and No One Notices), Character Replaced by Tentacle Monster (and Everyone Notices), Sex Pollen, Siblings to Enemies to Lovers, Fucking Your Brother's Girlfriend to Fuck Him, Oh no I can't not fuck them, Sparring leads to fucking, Truth Pollen Reveals Character's Most Dangerous Secret, your interpretation of that one moment from canon you keep seeing in gifsets without any context, Any Character, Any Relationship
Optional Tags: Dubious Consent, Explicit, Extremely Dubious Consent, Mature

definitely not Sunday school by ba_lailah
Christian Bible (Old Testament)

IN SPACE!, Characters are contestants in the Great British Bake Off, Character Does Not Understand Why They Suddenly Have a Cultm your best estimation of what the canon is about, Any Character
Optional Tags: Genm General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply

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